(In Costco)
S: Mom, I can't go to college. I don't even know how to divide yet.
Me: Well honey you wouldn't go now. You have about 10 years. I'm pretty sure you'll know by then.
E: Yea mom I can't go either. I barely know how to add and subtract.
Me: Dear, you have about 12 years. I wouldn't worry about it.
Both: Hey mom, get those chips!!!
(In the car-sometime later)
S: Mom. A kid in my class told me that sex was when a boy and girl kiss in bed. Is that true??
Me: Um. Yea...
S: Mom, that. is. disgusting!!
Me: Um. Okay...
S: Oh, turn up this song!!
Never a dull moment.
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I response to the first dialogue:
Can't do long division? No problem. Become a humanities major!
Exactly. I like how distractable they are. Don't want to talk about sex? Wave chips in front of them! Turn up the radio! Party party!!
I don't know how to do long division either and it hasn't stopped me. Tell her that!
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